Mephistopheles and His Schizophrenia

By Kanrei You almost have to pity the devil these days. His entire purpose in life is to drive people into the arms of his foe and how do the followers of his foe repay him? By hurling even more upon him. Now they are blaming Hitler and Stalin on the red cloaked underworld dweller. They poor guy must listen to Styx everyday for G-d’s sake, no wonder he is a bit cranky. I read today that Father Gabriele Amorth feels Hitler and Stalin were possessed by the Devil. He should know too, he is “Pope Benedict XVI's 'caster out of demons'”. Know what scares me more than a pope who was in the Hitler Youth? A pope who has an official “caster out of demons” who is saying every Nazi was possessed. That means the current pope is possessed by the devil. Has the pope had an exorcism since he left the Hitler Youth? If not, then we may have a problem... "I am convinced that the Nazis were all possessed. All you have to do is think about what Hitler - and Stalin did. Almost certainly they were possessed by the Devil. "You can tell by their behavior and their actions, from the horrors they committed and the atrocities that were committed on their orders. That's why we need to defend society from demons." This guy is the expert with the experience. In addition to being Pope Benedict XVI’s top demon hunter, he is said to have over 30,000 exorcisms under his belt. Do Fathers wear belts under their robes? Let's just say he has over 30 exorcised demons under his robe. No, that doesn't sound right either. How about he has performed over 30,000? That works. His favorite flick is the The Exorcist as well. Just cannot make stuff that good up. The truly interesting part of this to me is that Father Gabriele Amorth has revealed another facet of the devil never before spoken about by any religious person. It seems the devil suffers from dissociative identity disorder also known as Multiple Personality Disorder. A diagnosis such as this would explain so much. It is simple logic that the devil must be suffering from such an affliction if the pope’s expert demon hunter is correct. MPD is defined as “the existence in an individual of two or more distinct identities or ego-states, each with its own pattern of perceiving and interacting with the environment.” This would explain the vicious war between Hitler and Stalin. Only a person with multiple personalities would fight so ruthlessly against themselves, right? So either we have a possessed pope, or there is no devil and Hitler and Stalin somehow fit into G-d’s plan or were just plain bad people. It would not be the first time Father Gabriele Amorth went after a fictional character. "Behind Harry Potter hides the signature of the king of the darkness, the devil." For the record, this is just satire so please do not get offended. I am just playing with his logic. I do not think the Pope is possessed by the Devil simply because I do not believe in the devil.